警世通言第二卷庄子休鼓盆成大道

<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>你死我必埋，我死你必嫁。</span>

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<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>我若真个死，一场大笑话！</span>

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<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>甫得盖棺遭斧劈，如何等待扇干坟！</span>

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<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>庄生又道：“我则教你看两个人。”庄生用手将外面一指，婆娘回头而看，只见楚王孙和老苍头踱将进来，婆娘吃了一惊。转身不见了庄生，再回头时，连楚王孙主仆都不见了。那里有什么楚王孙，老苍头，此皆庄生分身隐形之法也。</span>

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<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>那婆娘精神恍惚，自觉无颜。解腰间绣带，悬梁自缢。呜呼哀哉！这到是真死了。庄生见田氏已死，解将下来。就将劈破棺木盛放了他。把瓦盆为乐器，鼓之成韵，倚棺而作歌。歌曰。</span>

<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>庄生放开大量，满饮数觥。那婆娘不达时务，指望煨热老公，重做夫妻。紧挨着酒壶，撒娇撒痴，甜言美语，要哄庄生上床同寝。庄生饮得酒大醉，索纸笔写出四句：</span>

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<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>从前了却冤家债，你爱之时我不爱。</span>

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<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>若重与你做夫妻，怕你巨斧劈开天灵盖。</span>

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<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>大块无心兮，生我与伊。我非伊夫兮，伊非我妻。偶然邂逅兮，一室同居。大限既终兮，有合有离。人生之无良兮，生死情移。真情既见兮，不死何为！伊生兮拣择去取，伊死兮还返空虚。伊吊我兮，赠我以巨斧；我吊伊兮，慰伊以歌词。斧声起兮我复活，歌声发兮伊可知！嘻嘻，敲碎瓦盆不再鼓，伊是何人我是谁！</span>

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<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>庄生歌罢，又吟诗四句：</span>

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<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>那婆娘看了这四句诗，羞惭满面，顿口无言。庄生又写出四句：</span>

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<span lang='en-us'><span style='mso-spacerun: yes'><font face='times new roman'>　</font></span></span><span style='font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "times new roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "times new roman"'>夫妻百夜有何恩？见了新人忘旧人。</span>

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